Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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