were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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