just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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