That's intense
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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