these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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