I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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