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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What did I say to him last night?

(385): View more from Utah

Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

all in all not a bad night

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.

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