she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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