so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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