let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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