I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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