Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
