On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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