Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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