Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
