Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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