can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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