I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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