she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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