about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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