brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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