Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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