He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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