He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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