I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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