Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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