i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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