is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
