i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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