When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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