That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
