it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
