Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Dicks are not precious.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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