then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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