It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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