I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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