yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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