is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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