And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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