I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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