I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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