I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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