Your mouth is God's brothel.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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