I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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