is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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