it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So vagazzling was a success
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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