that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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