sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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