what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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