Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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