I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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