Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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