well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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