He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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